Where are you?
In a non slutty way
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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