The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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