Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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