I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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