The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
