two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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