Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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