Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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