your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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