Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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