There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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