with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
only if we run a train.
done.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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