I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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