I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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