And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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