It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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