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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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