We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
