Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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