i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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