i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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