Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just googled if crying burns calories
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
did i just pee glitter
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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