Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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