Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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