One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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