both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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