Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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