btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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