just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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