chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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