Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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