Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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