This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Randomize