super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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