it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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