So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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