windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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