My brain says no but my pants say off.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Bring me that man meat
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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