Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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