ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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