White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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