DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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