I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Everything about him screamed your future.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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