youre lurking in front of me
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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