Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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