i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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