Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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