But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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