whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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