i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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