Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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