I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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