You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
