So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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